I am sorry, I have lived outside of the U.S. now for about 5 years. As such, I have missed out on a few things. I have family members with children that I barely know (the children, not the family members. Although, the children are also family members). I am also a bit out of touch with pop culture. I understand there is a funny show called the Big Bang Theory that sounds great. Never seen it. I am consistently about a year behind on popular music, and I rarely watch new movies. But the thing that pisses me off, the question that really gets me worried about the future is: Who the hell are the Kardashians, and why does anyone care about them? Seriously, I have no idea. Kim. Who's that? Khloe? There are two of them? More? I am sure I could find out more if I looked into it harder, but I am about 90% sure my brain would fall out if I did.
Sorry. Just had to get that out.