Saturday, May 14, 2011

The secret stash

I just read about this over at the L.A. Times website.  Seems like ol' Osama couldn't wait for his 72 virgins.  I imagine the exchange going something like this:

Guard:  Osama, what are you doing in there?  Why is this door locked?

ObL:  [muffled through the door] Ugh, I!  Yes, cleaning.

I tried to think of a good porn name for bin Laden, but I couldn't think of anything postworthy.

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