Attention ladies, have you recently found yourself in a state of mortal sin? Excommunicated from the Church? Well, are you in luck, this week and this week only you can be absolved for your evils! Stop by today! (Only at participating Churches)
Now, I apologize for making light of a serious issue, and I am about as pro-choice as they come, but this just seems ridiculous. I mean, people shoot doctors over this. They take it very, very seriously. What's next? Murder: okay on nights and weekends? Genocide? Actually, apparently genocide won't get you excommunicated.